The Internet Book Club

People should do keyword research on themselves. Just put your name into an Internet search engine and see what results you get. At the very least, you’ll see what a lot of people with the same name are doing. I put mine in and found out there’s a lawyer named after me. In fact, there’s several lawyers with the same name as I have. Then there’s a couple of obituaries that mention someone with the same name as me being a pallbearer and then there’s someone with the same name who used to own a Wisconsin newspaper and got sent to prison for fraud. A few people with the same name as me owned a few stores, but no one with the same name as me is really famous for anything. That’s somewhat disappointing. I want to be mistaken for someone famous so that I can claim to be them based on the fact that we have the same name. Then I can be famous for trying to claim to be somebody that I’m not even though we have the same name. I’ll have notoriety then and at least all the newspapers will spell my name the correct way. It will be awesome.