The Internet Book Club

I drink far too much coffee. I think I might be becoming addicted. I drink 4 cups right when I wake up in the morning. Then I drink another 2 right when I get to work so I can fly through those projects about targeted traffic and all those other keywords. Then on my coffee break I have another cup or 3. Hey, it is a coffee break, isn’t it? I have 2 cups at lunch and then there’s another coffee break alter in the day that I just can’t miss and I celebrate coming home at the end of a long work day by drinking another cup. Of course I can never just lie down and sleep. No, I’m too buzzed and twitchy. I have all these art projects I do like sculpting and making figures out of clay and painting all the walls of my house and then there’s all the yard work I do and the dry walling and the plumbing and all the books and Internet articles I read to know how to do all this. People say I also talk too fast and too much since I started these daily coffee binges. One of my friends, who’s a doctor, said I probably have a heart like a speed addict.